Not to be a weed-bore, but 10 pounds isn't a little weed. That's a long old sentence by itself. Add the heroin and it seems to be curtains for Brian Keith 'Richards' Jones. Name yourself after the two party-hardiest members of the Stones and you're asking for trouble

I hope all the money goes into making his head as convincingly spherical as possible

I hope all the money goes into making his head as convincingly spherical as possible

Tagline: Will any man call her…mmaaii wwaaiiiffeee?

Tagline: Will any man call her…mmaaii wwaaiiiffeee?

You guys must be swimming in poon

You guys must be swimming in poon

In Utero is over produced and Nevermind isn't???

In Utero is over produced and Nevermind isn't???

That's pretty hideous. Good luck to him

That's pretty hideous. Good luck to him

The new trades make that easy

The new trades make that easy

'Are we in the right theater'? What other movie about greased up spartans did you confuse it for?

'Are we in the right theater'? What other movie about greased up spartans did you confuse it for?

Or y'know, countless movies from the 50s and 60s

Or y'know, countless movies from the 50s and 60s

I'm super excited carson!

I'm super excited carson!

me too except not the brains out part