me too except not the brains out part

I thought the joke was that everyone that had seen Brendan's movie was inexplicably compelled to insert marbles in their nose

I thought the joke was that everyone that had seen Brendan's movie was inexplicably compelled to insert marbles in their nose

Why do you keep reporting on R Kelly? What is compelling you to do this? This isn't even news, just a list of tour dates…how much is his record company paying you, and why? This can't be his demographic? I've approached it from a number of different angles, I can't figure it out

Why do you keep reporting on R Kelly? What is compelling you to do this? This isn't even news, just a list of tour dates…how much is his record company paying you, and why? This can't be his demographic? I've approached it from a number of different angles, I can't figure it out

Pissing on a child no doubt! That wacky pedophile!

Pissing on a child no doubt! That wacky pedophile!

I worked with them both and found their behaviour nothing short of reprehensible. I hope they fall over walking down the aisle

I worked with them both and found their behaviour nothing short of reprehensible. I hope they fall over walking down the aisle

You could probably lie about that, its just a baby. Solidify your claim by drawing a little birthmark on the album cover to match a real life birthmark you have.

That's the one I would go for

That's the one I would go for

Get with the times old man! This aint your grandaddy's performance!

Get with the times old man! This aint your grandaddy's performance!

Pretty sure the review says the album is a take on AOR soft rock

Pretty sure the review says the album is a take on AOR soft rock

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus  Well now I've got to ask…what was your interpretation, and how can it possibly be better than the one you just outlined?

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus  Well now I've got to ask…what was your interpretation, and how can it possibly be better than the one you just outlined?

'New Free-When-You-Buy-A-Bluray Canon'

'New Free-When-You-Buy-A-Bluray Canon'