If you know the writer, probably.

"Well, it's not like they need to practice." — my friend on hearing the news.

The country? The planet, buddy. When are they launching that Mars exploratory ship?

Makes you miss Kanye, right?

I see what you did there… AND I APPROVE!

Ugh… How many more of these Sandler "comedies" does Netflix have to crap out?

I have several nieces and nephews that will be receiving this for the holidays…

No—that's Vin. She's the Candy Ass' mom.

Queen Elizabeth I or II?

I agree—she is a riot. I might have to suffer through the Splash remake just for her…

Yeah, maybe I saw it at the right age, but World's End was both hilarious and a gut punch ("YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN!"). Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are hilarious, but World's End had a whole other level… And the end was brilliant.

Argh, too bad. A lot of potential here. The first preview I saw made me think, "Wait, it's Three O-Clock High but the teachers are fighting? Inspired!"

I watched them all. (Weeps)

"Did anyone buy a ticket to Central Intelligence, Office Christmas Party, Sex Tape, or any other randomly picked title because they really wanted to see the characters learn to stand up for themselves, put family and friends first, or get that promotion?"

"The perfect storm that created Hallmark’s current ratings boom"—judging by the photo on top, I'm going to guess it involved pairing milquetoast white actors.

Which is why the harmless British girl took home so many prizes this year? Dammit, we fought a war to escape this kind of bland anglophilia!

Bowie just won his first Grammy FOR MUSIC.

Counterpoint: you have thought about this way too much.

Don't joke about Scarf-burn—it goes horribly underreported due to the stigma.

We can always go to Zeist… in our dreams.