They're peppy.

Once again… Was hoping it was Joe Mantegna.

For a second I read Joe Mantegna instead Manganiello… My dreams are shattered.

It does amuse me in these books that the disturbing character behavior has nothing to do with the sex… Perhaps the goal was to normalize BDSM?

Emotional demons from their past? Or like Doom Demons?

I wonder how many other roles Coolio and Nic Cage have battled over…

Loved Bedhead, really enjoy The New Year. Perfect timing for some real dour tunes suggesting it's probably not worth getting out of bed.

Dammit… Beat us all to it.

Seems kind of obsessed with secrecy, no?

She's no Lou Reed.

"See Spot Gun" is pretty inspired.

Sounds like a job for… The X Presidents! http://www.nbc.com/saturday…

There are so many things wrong with this statement. MARGHERITA 4 LIFE!

I came over to say, "Big deal—we've had fried chicken on pizza in New York for years!"

We all are, bud, we all are.

How do we make this happen? Harass Lorne Micheals on Twitter?

These guys kick some serious ass—definitely watch them live.

Ha—no, it's the fascination with Archie in general; the comic was terribly lame and outdated when I was growing up in the Stone Age. I've been surprised in general that it's not more than an afterthought; it's been odd to see so much written about it on AVClub. I had no idea there was such a strong fan base…

The excitement over this continues to puzzle me.

Irony is dead and I blame the millennials.