Perhaps you should have studied more in School.

You know a good pun thread worms your heart.

Holy hell, I am old.

"Fetch that motherfuckin' stick yo'self, motherfucker!"

Dog Atlas—sounds like a dog carrying the world on his shoulders. Worst Greek myth ever.

I think David Duchovny was in there too.

Oooh—the first series was good, creepy fun. Will miss Tucci though… (Spoiler?)

Get with the times—Tom Jane is now kickin' ass on asteroids in The Expanse.

Katie Rife's bite is as just as tough as her bark.

Audiences will flea the theater.

Jesus, is this the third movie a man named Lasse has directed about dogs?

Forget this—give me more films with Kevin Spacey voicing sassy cats.

I'm still craving "Altered Beast: The Movie."

I was good with Kristen Wiig… But Seth Rogen was shite. ROGEN CAN'T TAMBOR!

But I thought Jedi was one of those nouns where singular and plural were the same: Too many Jedi in here! That's a lotta Jedi!

This isn't censorship. Google is simply no longer helping these sites monetize.

What about an original idea?

"Nazi metalheads fuck off!" Doesn't have the same ring to it…

"The Ennui of Reading Emo Song Titles."

What do you mean it's not Rainer Maria? #peakemo