In Gremlins 2, I'm pretty sure Clamp was a stand-in for Ted Turner. Down with your revisionist analogizing!

Goddammit, Stallone—you know we're all barely holding on waiting for a sequel to "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot."

Ignorables.

Everyone will know Hulk Hogan is not the real villain, but just the tool of the evil tech billionaire set on destroying the world with his libertarian views.

With this EP, Trent is taking an Eraser to the past, which some fans may see as Heresy. I can even imagine them shouting, "I Do Not Want This!"

"NBC could replace the theme song with a raccoon playing an accordion"

Even young Sting?

Nice on the love for The Invitation. That was some brilliantly delivered tension.

Totally read that as "Furry Road." Thought I missed a great documentary.

"the difference between Black Flag and Talking Heads"

You otter know!

I expect this kind of bullshit from United.

Sigh… I don't get the attractiveness thing (Team Dushku!), but that's a matter of personal preference. The thing about Kunis—I've never been able to wipe away my first exposure, and I'm not sure how anyone else could… Jackie on That 70s Show was beyond noxious. (Faith on Buffy on the other hand… 5X5 only starts to…

I dunno… I think it's just natural.

'There is the word "motherfucker" one time in my Slaughterhouse-Five, as in "Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker." Ever since that word was published, way back in 1969, children have been attempting to have intercourse with their mothers. When it will stop no one knows.' Kurt Vonnegut

Are you trying to say Mila Kunis has stolen Eliza Dushku's career with the same amount of talent/acting ability?

So is Lena every negative Millennial stereotype rolled into one?

I blame a bunch of delusional HBO execs for making her a "star."

For sure. Film gave me nightmares.

Actually… Movie based on the woman's POV sounds like an awesome idea.