Highly underrated.

So… I should just go watch Pandorum again instead?

A lot of chatter about Fassbender and Cotillard… But what's up with the choice of director, Justin Kurzel, who made the thoroughly unsettling Snowtown Murders? I haven't seen his Macbeth, but he was an interesting choice as a director. But this? Bizarre.

Can't we just drink and never leave home? There are online alcohol delivery services now…

Is this a video game or a Dan Brown novel?

Wait, this isn't the sequel to Creed in which he avenges his father under Rocky's tutelage?

Aw man… I was hoping for some High Rise love.

*What, I'm supposed to be overflowing with gratitude that this wasn't another Into Darkness?*

I really don't get all The Nice Guys praise… It was quite funny, but possibly the most convoluted plot Shane Black has ever come up with. Gosling and Crowe worked well together, but it was hard not to miss Downey Jr. and Kilmer from the also over-plotted yet far more enjoyable Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. And that fucking…

"What if the women who were hanged in Salem a few decades later were, to some extent, a self-fulfilling prophecy?"

I might wish I spent more time at the office on my deathbed, but that's just because there's a foosball table… AND a pinball machine!

Same here. GRRRR.

"Where did the cat’s consciousness go when Brand took over?"

Me on redeye flights when I can't sleep. I'm worried I'm getting dumber because the last one didn't seem that terrible.

Why didn't they just get the dude from Farscape to play him again? http://starwars.wikia.com/w…

So in this one we find out how Sir Robin of Locksley became Wolverine?

Hey—Costner was pretty good as an aging golfer as well.

I'll disagree—Sean Connery was awesome in Robin and Marion… Probably the only good Robin Hood adaptation without a singing rooster.

But when will we see the Cleopatra Schwartz reboot?

Wow, this list is emo-riffic.