If I could fart back time…

I did see cops catch a predator in Predator 2. And who was that cop? Danny Glover, Murtaugh himself.

Fueled my car?

The Bad Seeds!

Look, I liked some of your early stuff, but was it really love? No, it was just infatuation. It's time to let things go, Ryan.

"Long-awaited"—really?

At the same time? INCONCEIVABLE!

My favorite album of 2016 was/is Autolux's "PUSSY'S DEAD." Not sure why that record hasn't garnered more attention.

They've always been douchebags, Mr. Torrance.

"Kanye, Chance, and Bon Iver can’t all be wrong about Francis And The Lights"

Critics highlighting another snoozefest retread like this is a key reason why "indie rock" and rock in general have become marginalized in the pop world.

You can switch it up with Spiceworld as well. Man, the 90s were great.

"[Nolan] compares the hosts’ nonlinear memories to Christopher Nolan’s Memento"

Man, you sure know how to take the fun out of things.

Oh; I thought we were just going to talk about how Alexis Bledel is such a horrible, horrible actress… Which probably is part of the reason many people are calling Rory "the worst" instead of just seeing a flawed character struggling to figure out what she really wants. Ms. Bledel makes it hard to sympathize…

I don't know if it's offensive, but I do know It's a shitty joke.

37? In a row?

Oy - those were painful.

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How about a banana breakfast instead?