Eleven could totally waste Sean Astin… For eating all her Eggos. Stupid fat hobbit.

'member TNN? 'member Current TV? 'member when MTV showed music videos? Aw yeah, that was great!

Well… Couldn't you argue Agent Coulson?

"Man, that was a nice nap—I feel refreshed. Anything happen while I was out?"

Problem was it had a pretty great premise, but wasn't that good…

They'll never take him alive…

Oiler? I hardly know her.

Nope, and I know exactly what you were doing… Though who doesn't get turned on by the thought of Channing Tatum as part dog?

He was dead to me when he joined the Chiefs…

Nope - The Strain and 24. Pretty decent death scenes in both.

You wouldn't understand. Actually, I think the only people that did are dead…

I think he made it through Jupiter Rising too, but I was hoping everyone would die at the end of that one…

Yes, Nielsen's basically meaningless measurement is never wrong!

So who dies first: Astin or Reiser? My money is on Reiser.

He wouldn't know a diamond if he held one in his hands.

My god. It's actually… Good.

I actually heard said song today and guessed that it was this one because it was so glaringly generic!

In the immortal words of Party Posse, "Yvan eth noij!"

I probably have heard it but can't tell it apart from all the other slickly produced pap considered mainstream. Remember when they used to play Muzak in grocery stores? I understand why the company went out of business – mainstream pop became Muzak…

"What if… happiness is inside you already, and not based on a material thing you can buy, or even something you eat, or drink, or take?"