But just think if she did have a stache… THAT stache.

Killer lines in this, Gwen – impressive takedown.

Shouldn't it be the IA Club?

All right… I dig a lot of the ideas, bit of a 90s emo throwback. But all the songs seem to end just as they start going somewhere.

Options? Shoulda gone with actual shares, buddy.

Between this and "The Game," the blanket misogyny of the aughts was both puzzling and startling.

Fuck off, Redcoat. *cracks open ice-old Natty Light* Now that's refreshment.

Yeah, smart people go to the library where books are free!

I'll never watch NBC again!

I believe I'll grab some Tallboys and head over to Adult Swim…

"Dr." Phil is a psychologist, not a psychiatrist. He doesn't have a medical degree, which makes the "Dr" tag particularly odious.

Wasn't this already a movie with Russell Crowe?

"As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is having to watch this."

Oh, Matthew…

The female character is named after Syd Barrett? Nice touch. This looks fascinating.

Hey, nobody mentioned Scatman Crothers' mind-blowing work as Jazz either.

On a good day, yes.

*My Little Pony: A Visit to the Glue Factory.*

I think you mean… "Devahstatah."

Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong to you as well.