There's actually quite a few zingers in there, huh?

On a side note, this movie also gave me nightmares for a long time. Unicron was fucking scary.

I didn't cry when Old Yeller died, but I sure as hell did when Optimus Prime turned gray.

Thank you! All this Orson Welles talk and no Nimoy!

Has anyone told this Ty Dolla $ign fellow his name seems a bit redundant?

This new iteration of Unplugged will be great mainly because laptop battery lives are much longer now.

What about Linkin Park?

Seriously, someone should call the Guinness World Record guys.

Watch the throne… Because I just took an amazingly huge dump.

Holy shit. This is incredible.

I was curious about the book to see if the author tried to exonerate himself. I think the idea of an expose about this group is interesting, as well as the idea that the author was lured in… But "use his powers for good"? You gotta be kidding me.

"Strauss lamented that the community has attracted 'some really damaged people with hateful and distorted views of reality gathering other people who share those views…'"

I'm not sure what this means… But I still don't want any.

But that album made me sick to my stomach after Mr. Brownstone!

"Send your Great Job, Internet tips to GJI@avclub.com"

Chinese Democracy isn't coming out next year either.

BQ.

If there isn't a porn parody called Jack Reacharound 2: Always Go Back in the next few months, I will be very disappointed.

You know… Kinda like late 90s emo… Part of me wants to say Burning Airlines but this is a bit more raw.

Wanted to make fun of the band name, but this song is fucking great. It reminds of some 90s stuff, but I'm blanking on names…