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I dunno… That Vince Vaughn – he's got a future as an action hero.

Boomer went down in the test flight with Captain Smith. Dog is not your co-pilot.

Goldblumy. "Unfortunately the pinot is a bit past its date and has acquired a Goldblumy aftertaste. It will not ruin the meal, but perhaps it should stick to television."

He was awake in the commercial. Pretty sure he was actually dead before…

Is there really hate in the comments? I just see good AVClub commenter tomfoolery. I imagine most people here will watch it (perhaps not in theaters – I'm waiting for my next long-distance flight, where I also plan to "enjoy" Gods of Egypt) just for the sheer ridiculousness.

This explains a lot about your childhood.

"Lacking a charismatic movie-star…"

But Britain was OK because it left the EU, right?

I'm hoping Jaime kills Walder Frey just because he doesn't like him.

Or else?

Nobody on Loras with 10-1 odds? Fools and their money…

"maybe her album has just sold so many copies that she doesn’t care anymore"

Perhaps Crowe said "Aloha" to his old creative self? Nyuk nyuk…

These guys have a lot less facial hair than any roadie I've ever known.

(YAWNS)

So the girl on the right only has one pose, huh?

Wow. That's impressive.

Wasn't it a robot Satan? (Not the Robot Devil.)

But… Are they having sex with each other? Is that how new Transformers are made? Are there homosexual Transformers? Perhaps the Decepticons are also homophobots.