"Watts has never met A.A. Dowd…. But if he does, vengeance will be his."

Oh, this isn't related to Roth's work on the Death Wish reboot? I can see Carrey distributing vigilante justice… Possibly in a mask…

What is it with the AV Club and Carly Rae? Sheesh.

But when you least expect it… Jeff Goldblum?

Seriously… Where's the Chavez?

Why did they bother with the film?

"What reason would the Lannister man have in lying about him being dead?"

No one saw the Hound die either…

No one saw the Blackfish die… Just saying…

The skyscraper of shit.

Who?

I hear he rammed a spear through some other openings as well…

Take my post-modern money now!

I hear it's lacking a Bonfire of the Vanities too, and not one Man in Full. Also, I Am Charlotte Simmons.

Jump, according to the 90s.

He's pretty old now, though still looks good in a seersucker.

So Nicole Kidman isn't reprising her role as Virginia Woolf, Thomas' literary wife?

I DEMAND A DON DELILLO BIOPIC!

Gotta agree – I loved Southland Tales in its utter meta-madness. I don't think I've ever seen anything as off-the-wall in American cinema (now French new-wave… Yeah, there was some Godard influence in there.) "Graphic novels"? I didn't care – I was thoroughly satisfied with the movie itself. #PimpsDon'tCommitSuicide

Actually I totally fucked up on this – I meant straight INXS Xerox. I have no idea why I typed Duran Duran.