Yeah, Metallica is more "semen on the album cover."

You are your semantics… Fine – when you see streaming video of Roger Miller, you can yell, "This is not a photograph!"

BURN!

The poptimists won. :(

Can I? Can I REALLY?!? Ima big boy now!

I have no idea who the audience for that site is anymore.

On Skype, you won't be worried when he reaches for his revolver.

Also, I'm very disappointed by the trolling/earnest assessment ratio in this comment section. #rockist4life

"Now, here's an album that should have been nominated for the Grammys."

Urge to kill… Rising.

TL;DR - what is this – Pitchfork?

Did "BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!" not test well with focus groups?

And an AV Club article on Lana Del Rey's latest video is like an ad for shitty music.

You know, you could just ignore him.

Is that a third buttock?

"R.E.M.’s “Airportman” signaled the band’s post-Bill Berry shift"…

I bet there was a bunch of crap in that snowbank.

I liked Tina Fey better.

So she's not going to put up with crap because… She leapt to her death?

What a mediocre list – Sophie Turner when no one has seen her as Jean Grey?