"How many assholes we got writing at the AV Club?"
(Everyone raises hand.)

+1

The big yoke?

Holy shit. First I'm blown away by Alex McCown's (Just like his bench-warming quarterback cousins, is he a backup writer? Certainly reads like it.) analysis that sucks all the fun out of Spaceballs while missing that the movie's chief critique is that the Star Wars series is merely designed to move a lot of toys. Wow,…

"gags involving Soulja Boy and Britney Spears ensure that it will appear laughably dated within a decade at most. "
Those references seem laughably dated now.

Somewhat, although the plot and theme were much more apropos to the time whereas Transformers is just some batshit bullshit. Also, it's visually stunning while Transformers is more obnoxious and confusing. Contemporary reviews of Metropolis were not kind in regards to the plot, characters and themes, criticizing…

10 years of bi-weekly speech therapy sessions, apparently. And somehow he ended up with that terrible tone…

I'm trying very hard to be shocked by the album cover, but the phrase "trying too hard" keeps repeating in my mind…

Do I have to choose? Can I get a third option?

Aw man… I thought Bryan Cranston was making a Breaking Bad spinoff about Skinny Pete.

Fuck this song, and fuck you.

NOT PENNY'S BOAT!

Try the new Failure album.

"Maybe just stop coming to our site and make up your own damn mind… You fucking sheep."

rev_skarekroe on trying to make the "Battlefield Earth" of witty replies.

Dammit, I thought he died in the last one. "They keep bringing me back for one more…"

The AVClub on trying to make the "Ishtar" of headlines.

This headline made my brain hurt.

The B grade has become the AV Club's equivalent of Rolling Stone's three stars.

DIY? When it was supported by a major label and half written by a record industry icon? What the fuck are you talking about?