Art is weird.

Great analysis. This is exactly what I thought when watching it… Couldn't make it to the end.

YES.

- "Did anybody even listen to the lyrics? What sounds like a sweet melody and gentle love song is actually a forthright stalker confessional inspired by Sting’s divorce from Frances Tomelty."

Didn't read the book, huh? While the sci-fi was like Vonnegut at his finest, the main character was such a hopeless loser and the romance was lackluster… Which might have been part of the point.

For fuck's sake. This screams of laziness, lameness and possibly a hunger for clicks (because longtime AV Club readers are going to click and leave some vitriol… Oh, wait…). You want a great kiss-off song? "I'd Like Your Hair Long" by HUM - https://www.youtube.com/wat… – with the classic chorus: "You're a waste of a…

Masturbation completism.

Masturbation, the article.

How did Alec Sadler grow several inches to become Cancer Man?

With a British accent and a deep love of Bowie, thank you very much…

Totally read that as CBS launches "24-hour screaming news network."

But is gauche hip again?

Just saying – Study: 87 Percent Of Movies Would Be Better With Michael Keaton In Them http://www.theonion.com/art…

Perhaps they should just watch Continuum? When's that getting renewed anyway?

New AVClub list: Bands named after dildos.

Dustin Hoffman, where art thou?

High praise to author Evan. This wonderfully brief review is filled with clever bits. My fave: "an ’80s homage in theory that in execution is more of an homage to the way ’80s homages sound in 2014."

Tote of nihilism

HERE COMES GWYNETH'S HEAD! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Thanks a lot for The Good Wife spoiler, assholes – in the fucking top-of-site picture no less.