I got a b( )ner

You know, FXX became a hardcore sex channel so gradually I barely even noticed…though the name did portend it.

Memo to Core Concept: cursing for attention was 20 years ago. Let's grow up, shall we?

152 Americans can't be wrong.

As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing!

Hey, kids! It's story time! I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's *expensive new suit*…

No, you can't play with it.

The rapid compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation — you can see it there — of the neighboring particles…

Use your phony guns as clubs!

THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

JG-L: adorably charming or charmingly adorable?

…and if you have five seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of a website.

They were on a roll with this episode—"Arr, is it more ice tea ye be needin?"—and Mr. plow right after with the infomercial.

They were on a roll with this episode—"Arr, is it more ice tea ye be needin?"—and Mr. plow right after with the infomercial.

The little finger-dance that King Homer does before eating femme-Martin's Shirley Temple character always fucking kills me.

"Wow! Look at the size of that platform!"

[Marge groan]

"Ugh, that brisket's not sitting right."

Ahhh, that sweet Carolina smoke.

"…and I'll never have that recipe again, oh noooooo!"