Also Jean DuJardin doesn't even get his name in the trailers credits despite being a recent Oscar winner for best actor. Someone's got a case of the F. Murray Abrahams.

You need to cut out all your loser cry-baby crap RIGHT NOW and think of something BIBLICAL.Come on! Moses, you're smart. You parted the Red Sea, yo.

Calling a moratorium on "early, funny" jokes in Woody Allen  articles from now on.

That oughta hold the little fanboy S.O.B.s.

I'm bitter at Clint Eastwood for wasting an entire Dirty Harry film to showcase then-girlfriend/hack Sondra Locke, but he also made a point of keeping her out of the movie business permanently after they broke up so call us even.

"Raw dogging it"

Steven Hill's performance here (along with Beatrice Straight's in "Network") are to me the encapsulation of how great Lumet was with actors. Hill would be caricatured in most films, but here he's allowed to get fleshed out and not be skewed by Lahti's perception of him. He underscores what's really ironic about the…

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Can you say all that over Chelsea's sexy music?

Haven't listened to it in a few months and need to catch up. It's a great show, but some of the bizarro qualities that make it endlessly fascinating can be exhausting if you aren't in the same tangential mindset of Chelsea Peretti.

Communist Manger Baby Penguin:

"Hello, I Must be Going", by Groucho Marx. 
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In 2009 I saw Gandolfini on B'way where he starred in "God of Carnage". It was my best theatre experience ever and I credit much of that to how goddamn commanding he was live, especially in a state of rage. One of the greatest experiences I've ever had as an audience.

I say they sing all songs by performers who have been shot.

Pete violently trying to change the channels: "Next Week on Mad Men" gets more meta and nonsensical. I fully expect an upcoming promo to feature live footage of a viewer watching "Next Week on Mad Men".

Now that Graham Yost has compared his time on "Hey Dude" to writing sonnets, can we get a Suzanne Collins interview where she compares writing for "The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo" to being like crafting an epic poem?

I'm glad they unearthed "The Frug", but not having "Glendora" from their self-released album is a loss. It may be Jenny Lewis's most manic track among all their songs, fantastic look at 20-something woman far too aware of her shortcomings and unable to get out of her own head.

But what about the guy in the toilet? What did *he* do? Piss on your Hush Puppies?

Is this about Jennifer Lawrence?

Soderbergh gets a lot of cred out there for casting non-professional actors like Gina Carano and Sasha Grey, but he deserves as much recognition for the ways he casts against type like he does with The Informant! There's something very nervy and hilarious about casting so many gifted comedians in a comedy and having…