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His father was inspired by the Johnny Cash classic "A Boy Named Sue"

When I read the headline, I saw it as David Crosby.  Not sure which is more random for a rap album.

Stephen Colbert's fertility enhancement pills, for women looking to get a "Colbert bump"

I thought Daft Punk already had condoms for "Harder Bigger Faster Stronger."  (3/4 isn't bad)

Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles: Is it twoo what they say about your people?  Oh, it's twoo, it's twooo.!

When you write "from NJ," the "big haired" becomes superfluous.

Hello, my name in Dan-ingo Harmona.  You killed my return to Community.  Prepare to die.

He's an easy Glover…

Trying to formulate a Hanibal Lecter/liver pate comment, but failing.

Your own, A-l-ien, Jesus,
Someone to read the threads

With a candlestick in the library.

…said the Swede overlooking the Grand Canyon.

[Drugged up Alfred Molina plays air guitar]

"Rubber Ducky" was Ernie's code name for Bert.

I just didn't want to out myself as a former fan.

Whenever I see her, I still think of BNL's song "Be My Yoko Ono."

Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition!

This much of my wife's intestines had cancer tumors….

Note to Baja Men: Idea for 2013 comeback….

The Trip 2: Day Tripper