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I think we need to combine Transformers with the greatest cb movie ever made, Convoy.  Optimus Prime would be the lead vehicle for the disgruntled truckers.

Maybe it will be a Predator-style alien, picking them off one by one.  Virginal Mary Ann would be the only survivor of course.

Maybe it will be a Predator-style alien, picking them off one by one.  Virginal Mary Ann would be the only survivor of course.

That would be a remake of "Lambada, The Forbidden Dance"

That would be a remake of "Lambada, The Forbidden Dance"

Lose your blues,
Kick off your Sunday shoes!

Lose your blues,
Kick off your Sunday shoes!

They should have gotten Polanski to direct, then no areas would have gone untouched.

They should have gotten Polanski to direct, then no areas would have gone untouched.

Thank you!  That was the first song I thought of, though admitidly it was the English Beat cover.  I can't believe I had to scroll down through 200 posts before seeing it.

Thank you!  That was the first song I thought of, though admitidly it was the English Beat cover.  I can't believe I had to scroll down through 200 posts before seeing it.

"Sid and Mantsy" for the punk crowd.

I thought it was Abed after an aging experiment,

"Ebony Rainbow" is the name of my neo-funk band.  For some reason, we've only been able to book gigs in urban gay bars.

Kenny Powers is great in the video.

They went all the way to 11.

Bag of Hammer's - crime story of when baggy-pantsed M.C. has his bag stolen from the locker room gym.  U Can't Touch This premise!

And the Fabulous Thunderbirds…

Tom Petty, Bob Dylan & Jeff Lynn:  (clearing throats)(cough for attention)

Keep on caroling in the free world….