Asthmatic Gimp is my favorite dubstep artist.  He's awesome.

At least Jimmy Fallon will have some new material to work with….

(singing)  My Bellona has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

You mean women don't dream of having their bodices torn assunder by grown men who are really into the Muppets?  Hmmmmm, this may explain some things in my life.

What about Dobie Gilis?  Shouldn't he have to take some too?

My girlfriend is in a coma.  I know, I know, it's serious.  But could I go to a show wihtout her?

I hope they get Bill Cosby to voice God:  "How long can you tread water?  Ha  Ha Ha"

Pogues videos are also popular at dentist conventions…

I don't think Jarrod approved that message for Subway…

Little known fact, Fiona Apple was also the Divynls inspiration.

I thought "Think Like a Retard, Dress Like a Lady" was Adam Sandler.  Or was it Eddie Murphy. … Or was it Martin Lawrence…Or was it Robin Williams…or Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari…or Dustin Hoffman…or Jack Lemmon… or…………………………..

As the poet Adam Ant wrote, "Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?"

Yes.

Former Bears QB Kyle Orton must be extremely jealous of that neckbeard.

Could he explain why he wants to look like a ginger Kid Rock?

Just as the Mayans predicted…

Guest appearance by Bjork reuniting with The Sugarcubes and Walter "Sweetness" Payton's portion of "The Super Bowl Shuffle."

The insult puppet dog is Canadian?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.  Istanbuuuuuuul!

I think that's what's happening in the bottom part of the photograph.