Unless it happens in the bathroom of a Motorhead show….

I haven't seen any either.  I've been too busy raw-dogging at metal concerts and coloring my mowhawk red.

Forward to 3:55 of the video for Bruce "Bruno" Willis on harmonica:

Native Americans…

The transformation will not be complete until Costner plays harmonica on a crappy blues-rock album….

So which one is Dookie then?

Also, his Two-fer Tuesdays are great.  I love back-to-back posts of the same celebrity.

I've always wondered what "Urban" Dice Clay would sound like.  I'll have to check it out.

Would you settle for Lorenzo Lamas, if he too were on a motorcycle?

I think this is just Phillip Seymore Hoffman wearing a beard.  He fooled you guys real good.

I don't hate him nearly as much as his barber does…

What about 21 Jump Street?  You'd think they'd try to cash in on it.  I'm sure Johnny Depp would be happy to stop by.

Why is there not an image of The Simpson's Comic Book Guy with this article?

The real surprise—the only two albums Jobs owned were Culture Club's "Colour by Numbers" and Metallica's "And Justice for All."

Harrison Ford stars:  GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!

Now I'm having Jim Ignatowski flashbacks…

Norm MacDonald stole all of NBC's Burt Reynolds costume…

What Katy Perry does….

Somewhere I still have the soundtrack to Yahoo Serious' "Young Einstein."   On cassette.  Man, did I waste a lot of cash on bad musical investments in my youth.

Christina Hendricks can do the cocktail tipping thing really well, and it's not as creepy as the Granddad-High Schooler thing like Emma Watson.  Only problem is I don't think Depp could handle that much woman.