If Tyler Perry directed, he'd let him do it.

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

First It rubs the lotion on Its' skin…

Maybe that's why Peggy from Mad Men broke up with him.

I'm waiting for "Neighborhood Watchmen" after the superheros decided to move to the 'burbs. 

(singing like Elton John)…"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

I didn't know Lex Luther had a band!

Well, his sons Noel and Liam should be able to support him know that he's retired.

I don't like Mondays. (Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays (tell me why)

Warhol

Can they get The Bunk to play Method Man?  I know they're not similar, I just like The Bunk…

Indeed….

I think you can then add a generic "Bass Player" as number 4.

I need to know what Vanilla Ice thinks.

If you need to borrow one, my friend Beck has TWO turntables (and a microphone).

I know the difference between January Jones and Betty Draper.  A few months ago, the child actor who played her son aged out of the role, and in an interview he gave a public warning to whomever replaced him to stay away from January Jones because she was mean and scary in real life.  The girl who plays the daughter…

Didn't your Mother post any firsties that lived!!?

When I saw "January Jones raped and beaten," I thought, "Well, rape is going too far, but she should probably be beaten by someone."

Now we know why Animal is kept on a chain.

Hot patootie and bless my soul, I really love that rock n' roll.