WOLVERINES!!!!

Unless you're a short person, then you have a right to hold a grudge.

When I yelled at that kindergarten art class how their fingerpaints sucked, they kicked me out.  I was only trying to help.

I thought Paul Rodgers had this gig.

Terre Haute, home of ISU!  Of course, ISU stands for "I Screwed Up"  Zing!

Clap your hands if you believe in heroes!  Don't die, Hulk!  Clap your hands if you believe in heroes!

And Betty White…

I like big butts and I cannot lie…

How about "Reptile" by The Church?

Newt could play the Burgess Meredith role in the next Rocky.

I'm just glad to see an artist I've heard in the music reviews. 

What can Brown do for you?

but not the Shrute farm upstate.

He looks too much like Michael Jackson in this photo—I'm waiting for him to put on the Smooth Criminal hat.

She cracks walnuts with vaginal muscles.

Right here, right now?

Anybody want a peanut?

It couldn't be worse than collaborating with Lou Reed.

"…'He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy."

But not as good as The Man on the Wire.  And by "The Man", I mean Omar.