Why were college kids dressed as zombies? 

They should have kept Conan and this never would have happened.

I'm still holding out for the Digital Underground reunion.

AV Club converts to Objectivism, unites with Ayn Rand branch of Tea Party.

I don't know alot about Fleet Foxes, but I don't think many people were listening to them for the drummer anyway. 

I still would prefer to have Chuck Norris on my hijacked plane.

NOW That's what I calll (crappy) music!

The real Lucas obit will have the headline: "The Force is Gone from this One"

Another reason to love Weird Al, as if another was needed.

I thought she put on some big-ass black frame glasses.

I wasn't there, did he say anything about me?

I can't believe Chip-wrecked is still in the top 10.

Keep up this fine work, and you may be a candidate for the next Playa Hater's Ball.

I only know them because Red Hot Chili Peppers name-checked them in a song on the "Mother's Milk" album.

Yo Yo Ma, Yo La Tengo, and Ne Yo

I, along with many others sharing the name Mark, hate Wahlberg for all of the times we were referred to as "Markie Mark" and any group of people with us became "The Funky Bunch."  It got old really quick.

I'm not gonna watch the Grammmays today,
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Please forward more information on this lady to Rex Ryan as soon as possible.

Never underestimate the American movie goer's tolerance for crap.

I can't decide if I'd love or hate a John Madden movie review with telestrator.