I'm waiting for Madonna's film comeback in "Who's That girl with the Dragon Tattoo?"

Hey, it's the Schwetty balls guy!

She's skinny and all, but she's not that skinnny.

I'd be a drug mule for her.

Reminds me of when Charles Barkley claimed he was misquoted in his autobiography.

May the good Lord take a Viking to you.

I liked Michael Anthony's films with Molly Ringwald.

I'm still amazed by how much album sales have shrunk.  Of course, my perception was working at a record store in college, back when there were still such things as record stores in existence.  Being a music snob meant more when you had to drive to three different places looking for the Japanesse version of an album…

Even more impressive is how he had his legs amputated below the knees so he could be Yoda's stand-in in the fight against Count Dooku.

Donkey Jong?

Well?!  From this picture it looks like he's on break from his movie usher job.

According to Dr. Huey Lewis, M.D., Love is also very addictive.

I thought it was "Penicillin"

I don't think she's flabby-armed in real life.  She's at the age where it's either flab or muscle, with no in-between "toned,' so she's just wiry and sinewy. 

Now there is a judge who will appreciate my ability to fart the 1812 Overture!

Still looking for the best Happy Days joke to insert.  Something with "sit on it", but it's just not coming to me yet.

Are you surprised by the lack of southern college football on this site?  Most of the readers here would think "LSU" was a new trip-hop collective that was overrated by Pitchfork.

That's in the Muppet movie, along with some rare girl-on-pig action. 

I think he can get by with his Tattoine accent.

Will Batman come in for a duet?