Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Vin Diesel, ummm, early Gerard Depradeau or however you spell it.

Were you on the Penn State coaching staff?

Spookbusters?

Would Cleveland keep the statute in Quohog or Stool Bend?

And I'm sure Flavor Flav could use a little more.  Those viking helmets don't come cheap.

ThunderPenicillin will clear that right up.

Fergielicious

This would be the first snuff film I'd be tempted to see.

Based on the photo, I think the subtext of the film will be anal sex instead of blowjobs. 

Penn is actually amusing in a recent Funny or Die short, but then again, he only has to act like an a-hole in it.

Next summer will feature Dwayne Johnson playing a mysterious hero known as "The Casbah."

How many Tellers do you get for 1600 Penn?

Will Titus Andronicus appear as guests anywhere on this new album?

They're mad at the amusement park because they gave top billing to a puppet show, even though it was supposed to be Metallica, then puppets.

Not doing a very good job of keeping this a secret….

Affleck's buddy is wicked smaht, he'll figure it out.

"From Russia with Smug"

Someday he may need a favor from us….

Why were you and your mom at a cemetary?

JT should only make videos with Andy Samburg from now on…