Wait, that really happened?

They should photoshop his head onto that pic of Brett Ratner looking at the Big Butts book.

I like the show, hope they make it a regular on here. It's been a little hit-and-miss, but a lot of shows start off that way. Heck, the first few episodes of Adventure Time weren't all that great, at least in comparison to where they are now.

Wasn't it "The Hero" from Flash Gordon? Maybe they used both songs, don't remember.

You know who's not mocking? Last season's winners: Whitman, Price and Haddad.

But why does he need a spaceship?

The TV edit of this has a great line. When the old lady is asked why she picked Ben Richards, they change "He's one mean motherfucker" to "He's one mean mound of flesh".

Who's Mr. Spock?

Agreed. And here's the problem I had with the second book: If the point of the games is to somewhat give hope that at least one person will live a life of no worries if they win, you take away the carrot when you force all of those winners to fight again.

There was a part in Together Breakfast where he was sliding down a crystal pillar with one arm around it, and it was so off proportionally, that left arm must have been longer than his entire body.

I'm just glad they found a way to get Steve and Kenny to say "feexins" one more time.

The problem with their math is he could learn some of those things simultaneously. He doesn't have to spend x amount of days practicing throwing cards, plus additional days memorizing Jeopardy or what not, those things could be happening in the same timeline. Still a good theory, though. It kind of makes the movie…

My biggest complaint was that the New Mexico town he was defending looked like the fake Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles. I honestly expected to see struts propping up fake building facades in some scenes.

Even though I went to high school in the mid-late 80s, this movie still hit the nostalgia button for me pretty hard. The ending is just perfect, nothing ever beat that feeling of coming home wasted in the early morning, putting headphones on, and zoning out.

Someone should cast him is a superhero movie.., Oh, wait, already happened

How about The Nightmare Before Christmas?

I can only imagine meetings at Sci-Fi Channel over the past years: "Hey, let's dump a popular show like Doctor Who and have more ghost-hunting style shows. Boy, that Battlestar Galactica series sure was something, let's make sure we never replicate that kind of quality programming again. Hey, how about we change our…

I know Tai Chi

Still looking forward to this. Just because Card is a moron, it doesn't make this book any less great.

As good as The Cramps are on their records, NOTHING can top their live shows. Seen them three different times, and each time was an amazing experience.