She was great, but I thought she had quit already. She hasn't been there for a long time now.

I only read the comics. In those he seemed to be more or less interchangeable with Conan. It sure as hell never seemed like he was in actual Africa.

I saw it twice in theaters and bought it for home viewing. It's so lazy, so derivative and brings nothing new to the table. But it's still fun to watch.

"But I gotta say I think that George’s six films had more innovative
visual imagination. And this film was more of a retrenchment to things
you had seen before and characters you had seen before."

He no longer needs braces. His teeth have been fixed.

This article is written as if "Eye in the sky", the year's best movie so far IMO, doesn't even exist. Abdi is perfect in it.

"Don't tell Drew the babysitter's dead with Drew Barrymore"

Is that a "no"?

Reading this, I stopped once I came to the line about Tintin being "flat, weightless spectacle". Clearly the reviewer can't be trusted here. I loved Tintin.

Next time he won't be fooled so easily. He'll select something safe like "Playing with the boys" by Kenny Loggins for the transgender bathroom protests.

Depends on how dirty the floor is.

Sure, if she's over 18.

Damn, their photographers are EVERYWHERE.

There's too many, but mostly they're too long. Who the hell has time for all those seemingly neverending Marc Maron intros?

EDIT 3: the media is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

My realization that my life is about 3x better when I sleep at least 7.5 hours per night has really cut down on my ability to keep up.

"Hasn't every technology had people claiming it would end humanity and doom us all?"

I honestly cannot fathom this. I barely have a social life and manage to squeeze in 4 hours, maximum, per day (more likely less than 2). How the hell do people do it?

[sends picture of Axl Rose]

My son said a few weeks ago that someone told him the Tetris movie was a planned trilogy and I convinced him he must have misunderstood it. Now I feel bad. And also AV Club you were scooped by an 11 year old. For shame.