Between the tarot connection and Finn's ghost arm, this episode was the most Stardust Crusaders-esque episode of AT to date. And comparing something to JJBA is just about the highest praise I can give anything.

Never thought I'd be this disappointed in a show that involved a Stevie Nicks music video, Liza Minnelli's hip, and Jessica Lange spitting in Danny Huston's mouth.

I'd watch a show that was just Delphine watching TV and reacting to it. Nodding in agreement with Paula Deen, hissing at Obama, swooning over the Duck Dynasty guys, etc.

Witches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nothing
A hundred Kathy Bates can't tell me nothing
I put beez in the car, bee beez in the car
I put beez in the car, bee beez in the car

For some reason my first thought was that I really need a remake of American Horror Story: Murder House with Anne Heche as Cherry Cream Soda as the maid.

Or the weird undead threesome at the end of the episode was interrupted by Spalding's crawling tongue slipping under the door. Everyone laughs and then the tongue joins them in their unholy bacchanal.

Best visual of the night: Spalding wiggling his tongue around in a vaguely cunnilingual manner once he realizes it's been returned to him.

The wind was probably Air (formerly Bubble) following Samantha. In a future ep they'll team up with Puhoy Finn and form a mini TNG reunion.

My guess is that Seth was energized by both his fellow Cowboys fans and general proximity to Tony Romo.

Laverne and Shirley are already witches. The whole "schlemiel schlimazel" thing was a yiddish incantation. Lenny and Squiggy were their familiars.

As much as I love this show, I kinda want it to be a sitcom about Jessica Lange and Angela Bassett as two sassy roommates who glower at each other. Like a witchy Golden Girls.

Queenie is the only one who can match the sass of Fiona. Sassiness should be a requirement.

I think you mean Blackula.

Probably, but I'm still holding out for Queenie being the Supreme.

I watched Food Fight! immediately after I listened to the Flop House and man oh man was it as bad as they said. The human mother and child will forever haunt my dreams. As will Dex Dogtective's immortal line, "You coid farted itch!"

I have no idea what the girls saw, except that it had childbirth and periods in it. The video they showed us boys had a kid awkwardly getting a boner at the water fountain as a girl walked by. Then it was mostly cartoon diagrams of erections.

In my fifth grade class (circa 2002) they separated the boys and girls of the class and showed us educational movies. The boys got to see a movie about boners and pubes while the girls (from what they described) saw a movie about childbirth and periods. You needed a parent's permission have any sex ed throughout high…

Next week in 'You Don't Really Get MBMBAM, Do You?' : "I can't imagine this show is very helpful for anyone that's not a ghost, a horse, or Patrick Duffy. Some nice dildo and electroshock ball clamp recommendations though. [AB]"

It wasn't as bad as the comically oversized wire with tape recorder from Dexter this season. Really amazing that ancient recording devices and powerful aging/facial recognition software coexist in that universe.

Personally, I love Josh Gad because he looks and sounds like me except he's heavier and less funny. The first time I saw him on The Daily Show it was like looking into a weird funhouse mirror where my reflection was pudgier, a bit squawkier, but also far more successful than I'll ever be.