McCrory just signed a hella-restrictive abortion bill into law that's pretty much the same as the one Wendy Davis filibustered. It's straight up Texas here now. It's really whack.

Whoa, he IS a good detective.

Man, I really hope Masuka's daughter kills him.

I really need to go through his entire discography and catalogue every single pun he's made. I live for his puns. I die for his puns.

Not a pun but "Uh, pop a wheelie on a zeitgeist" from "I'm In It" makes me smile every time I hear it.

Before you diss on Honey Boo Boo I recommend that each and every one of you watch the pilot. In it there is:

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Yup. That was my first thought too. Was waiting to hear a pillow person singing "The ants go marching one by one.."