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Don Draper
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Pretty much. Up, down, and around. Like a carousel.

You can.

My last search was for the hot chick who plays Lady Sybill on Downton Abbey…

Did someone say "finger bang"?

Yellow.

I can end this thread with me farting. Good enough?

It lets us travel the way a child travels…

*farts*

it's 2011. i'm 84. what else do you expect me to do?

*farts*

I don't even know what the fuck "alcohol poisoning" is. Sounds like a cop out to me.

oh it is motherfucker. it is.

Mr. Draper drinks rye.

finger banging, carousels, etc. etc.

This great evil…
Where does it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doin' this? Who's killin' us? Robbing us of life and light. Mockin' us with the sight of what we might've known. Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is

Oh sure, you can pit me up against Mel Gibson…
…but you will blow me first.

It's not an Ipod, it's a carousel.

The fuck did I do?

The old "take her to a diner" trick. Tried and true.

The fuck did I do?