True. A guy like that would be a real dick.

* Silently, stoically agrees with Roger's comment*

Sometimes it's all about the GTL.

The most important thing to note about this episode is…
…*trails off and forgets what he was about to say*

That scene was gorgeous.

by "off saving lives" you mean "off getting offed in 'Nam". It'll happen. Mark it.

Not as much as we need more finger banging.

Get out. Get out of my office right now!

Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and just stick it in a briefcase completely unaware that their success depends on something more than their shoeshine. The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn't exist. What you call "firsts" was…

Bert Cooper kicks the bucket before season's end. Mark it.

Just wait and see how I react to all the damn hippies running around in Season 6. Hippies… Christ…

You do realize I'm paying for hookers now, right? I'm a little edgy. It's been a tough year.

This is the Korea that I fought, nearly died, and illegally stole my Lieutenant's identity for?
You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.

I initially had the name in this headline confused with Paul WALKER

Initiating Comcast Infinity upgrade in 3…2..1.
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Jon Hamm's John Ham: Better than smoking a Lucky Strike while playing Jai-alai.

***SEPT-SPOILER***

You will all fetch me a glass of rye now.

Anyone else think…
…that was James Van Der Beek in the photo?

I like your style, Chris Hanson (sic) gimmick poster.