Welcome to the Space Olympics, etc., etc.
*ponders his next conquest*

1) Roger Sterling

Here's an idea…
In the future, there was a nuclear war. And because of all the radiation, cats developed the ability to shoot lasers out of their mouths. Some will use the cats for good, others for evil. Who will win in a world of…Last Cats.

Sorry Santos, I just came from the Irish pub, and Biden's been downing Jameson all night in between flirting with the talent and placing "I'll be working late" phone calls to his wife from the bar's pay phone.

I banged Beth Cooper, but I don't love her.
wtf is a gigantic pee-wee lol

All is right again
The female head of marketing responsible for this project has been appropriately fingerbanged.

RIP
Technology is a glittering lure. But, there is the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flash, if they have a sentimental bond with the product. My first job, I was in-house at a fur company, with this old-pro copywriter, a Greek named Teddy. Teddy told me the most important idea in…

I've seen the first 2/3 of MC Hammer's Behind the Music and if there's one thing I learned it's that money NEVER RUNS OUT!!!

Where are you Betts?
::tries to say goodbye::

::flicks ash off his Lucky Strike into Armond White's eye::

@ Duck Phillips

**smoldering**
Advertising is based on one thing: Happiness. And you know what
happiness is?

I'm busy…