I'm back, bitches.

Somebody say "fingerbang"?

i liked the part when she was all like, "YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS!" and then I was all like, "Bitch please!"

wtf is zoobilee zoo lol

on the reg son. on. the. reg.

money. cash. hos.

goddamn right.

"She had a rough go of it, but it was good to see her back in the pink and doing it."

fuckin' a.

you want some?

that was nicely done.

Arcade Fire just sounds like a poor man's The Suburbs.

SPOILER

BARN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine.

*stands here looking smoldering*

wtf is beer lol

"My friend Don works in advertising…"
We're not really friends; I just fingerbanged his wife once.

Five… six… SEVEN! Seven movies about Dracula! AH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHH!

Diver's watch or GTFO.