Will Harris needs to chill his nuts.

Will Harris needs to chill his nuts.

I'm with you on that. Early 2013 can't come soon enough, we need the Venture Bros back dammit!

I'm with you on that. Early 2013 can't come soon enough, we need the Venture Bros back dammit!

this is true

this is true

Yes! Then we get a Scooby Doo montage of the cheftestants being chased through various doors by Joe, hiding in various vases, etc.

Yes! Then we get a Scooby Doo montage of the cheftestants being chased through various doors by Joe, hiding in various vases, etc.

whoa ok, I just did a google image search for Master Chef USA winners since 2009 just to check and sure enough, they've all been telegenic white chicks. Every single one.

whoa ok, I just did a google image search for Master Chef USA winners since 2009 just to check and sure enough, they've all been telegenic white chicks. Every single one.

I love that the guy who can't even cook hamburgers is trash talking other people. Also, his dish for the paula deen challenge looked terrible, like someone vomited under his dish.

I love that the guy who can't even cook hamburgers is trash talking other people. Also, his dish for the paula deen challenge looked terrible, like someone vomited under his dish.

I really dug Stacey, she had real skill, enthusiasm and just made cooking look easy. When someone makes something difficult look easy, you know they're super talented. Sticking her in a challenge for cooking a style of food that takes very precise skill and technique, with a blind person, with an hour's time, was just…

I really dug Stacey, she had real skill, enthusiasm and just made cooking look easy. When someone makes something difficult look easy, you know they're super talented. Sticking her in a challenge for cooking a style of food that takes very precise skill and technique, with a blind person, with an hour's time, was just…

I'm pretty sure everyone was coached to act like Paula Deen arriving to be like Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Tupac all simultaneously coming back from the dead. Monti's "Get OUT!" thing was totally calculated to be a soundbite, it was so fake you could practically hear the writers off camera quietly mouthing along to…

I'm pretty sure everyone was coached to act like Paula Deen arriving to be like Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Tupac all simultaneously coming back from the dead. Monti's "Get OUT!" thing was totally calculated to be a soundbite, it was so fake you could practically hear the writers off camera quietly mouthing along to…

Wow, I missed the audition episode - did Joe really say that? How fucking condescending and racist.

Wow, I missed the audition episode - did Joe really say that? How fucking condescending and racist.

Josh really got a bum deal on that. He's incredibly talented, has a diverse palate and skillset, but of course the competition is going to favor the telegenic white chicks.

Josh really got a bum deal on that. He's incredibly talented, has a diverse palate and skillset, but of course the competition is going to favor the telegenic white chicks.