I'd love to give Monti more babies. DANGERbabies.

I'd love to give Monti more babies. DANGERbabies.

I can appreciate that. But seriously, an egg's an egg. If Gordon can call one solitary egg "amazing" but then use the same word to describe a gourmet meal, the adjective loses its punch.

I can appreciate that. But seriously, an egg's an egg. If Gordon can call one solitary egg "amazing" but then use the same word to describe a gourmet meal, the adjective loses its punch.

I love how everyone was fucking enthused to see Paula Deen the Butter Queen. Especially Monti who really was trying hard to make a soundbite out of "Get OUT!" She succeeded and it grated on my nerves.

I love how everyone was fucking enthused to see Paula Deen the Butter Queen. Especially Monti who really was trying hard to make a soundbite out of "Get OUT!" She succeeded and it grated on my nerves.

"Becky. Wow."

"Becky. Wow."

what's hilarious to me is, if you go on Wal-Mart's site, their own "high quality" steaks are given piss poor ratings by site visitors. There are people who bought the steaks after seeing the ads during Master Chef, and then went on to sorely regret the decision. Nice try, Wal-Mart, but I am never buying steaks from…

what's hilarious to me is, if you go on Wal-Mart's site, their own "high quality" steaks are given piss poor ratings by site visitors. There are people who bought the steaks after seeing the ads during Master Chef, and then went on to sorely regret the decision. Nice try, Wal-Mart, but I am never buying steaks from…

Everything on this show is "the most ____ in the HISTORY…of Master Chef!" Oh the superlatives flow freely. I nearly did a spit-take of my water when Gordon Ramsay referred to the six eggs as "amazing". Like, before they were cooked. They're fucking EGGS, Gordon. Regular ol' eggs. They're not "amazing". This really…

Everything on this show is "the most ____ in the HISTORY…of Master Chef!" Oh the superlatives flow freely. I nearly did a spit-take of my water when Gordon Ramsay referred to the six eggs as "amazing". Like, before they were cooked. They're fucking EGGS, Gordon. Regular ol' eggs. They're not "amazing". This really…

don't make me use my stuff on you now.

don't make me use my stuff on you now.

That cold open.

That cold open.

god, is that photo really her? Looks like a drag queen. A really shitty one, at that.

god, is that photo really her? Looks like a drag queen. A really shitty one, at that.

I give this band a rating of HH. Hipster Horseshit.

I give this band a rating of HH. Hipster Horseshit.