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NBC made Do No Harm 4 years ago it lasted only 3 months starred Christian Slater and was called My Own Worst Enemy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

The only dignified ending would be a montage of all the characters on their death beds asking for the cameramen to stop filming, to no reply. As they feel their hearts stopping, their direct stares at the cameras are no longer the frustrated or quirky gleams of the last nine seasons but tearfully horrified glares as

Don't Know if anyone else has posted it so…..

I was sad when Green Goblin Jr. died in Spider-Man Three
Salt of tears coalesced with Salt of popped corn.
But then Dr. Franco devalued "PhD" with each degree
If died drinking his urine in 127 hours, I would not mourn.

I hope Tim Rice and Elton John can compose the Original Soundtrack, or if they aren't available Randy Newman.

I would start loving rich people as soon as they bring back noblesse oblige, World War I era top income level brackets federal marginal tax rates over 70%, and if they let us have some more gruel. http://thesocietypages.org/…

If you are comparing sports to a TV Show or Movie, I am going to subject it to the same level of critique, and point out how grossly repetitive and extremely linear it is, driven solely by actions (Throwing, kicking, and running with eponymous spheres), with no character development . It might be the worst Reality

I want to know because I don't have HBO, but I heard it won Golden Globe for best comedy and best actress in a comedy series, but when I saw Lena Dunham and all of her tattoos, it bought on my ptsd from my time as a stage manager at The Fest and other Hipster events.

Is this show for Hipsters?

That realtor is going to have a hell of a time finding Quebecois weird enough to live in a diliapidated church, they might actually have to advertise or make it known to the public. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I never see the point of rooting in professional sports unless you are related to the player, or own the team.

One downside is that the day public libraries/ night homeless shelters, only stock VHS copies of "Earnest Saves Christmas." Which is great and all, but after the twenieth viewing Jim Varney's ghost calls you and tells you to kill yourself.

The old voting populace is so afraid of death, they elected a man who looks like the grim reaper governor hoping it would appease it.

Other cool things about Florida that because of all the Indian Burial Grounds, all our pets come back to life whenever we bury them. Whenever a sinkhole develops the Department of Transportation just turns it into a public swimming pool to save costs.

The concentration of salts and carbohydrates in our aquifers actually has reversed the direction of saltwater intrusion. We are giving our oceans back all the electrolytes and blue food coloring it loses throughout its daily routine.

Also PepsiCo has a contract with the state of Florida to turn our aquifers into Gatorade, in exchange for having our voting machines replaced with vending machines. Dewmocracy is a little dysfunctional but so goddamn refreshing.

When Beatnik Kenneth Slapped Camera P.O.V. Kenneth I was wondering if there could be a spin-off where Kenneth goes to Twin Peaks and becomes the janitor at the Black and White Lodge.

The only "Sports" I like is the Huey Lewis album. Also when this split happens I hope that Russell Brand falls into the crack.