http://youtu.be/Zi4mLIGWhXU… Ending Song Idea.
American Horror Story Season 3 should be about a turn-of the century circus, and examine life in a freakshow (brought to you by Kayak, The Americans, and Charlie Sheen), and add aliens or bigfoot/Harry from Harry and the Hendersons , heavy-handed pro-life messages, and Dylan McDermmotttttt (I refuse to learn how to…
“Sister Bertrille, she’s got the devil in her. She stole my hat. That’s how she managed to fly out of here. What they don’t know? I can fly without it. I’ma fly my ass right out of here!” Sally Field has been stealing Sister Jude's Life Rights to her story, imitating her decay of sanity in every one of her…
He should do one about the 2007 Boston Bomb Scare, and have him beating up some Adult Swim hipsters asking for the codes that trigger the Mooninites Lite Brites.
When they started to play Philip Glass' score for Candyman, It felt like my titties were exploding with milk. Every Horror Movie/Show should just get Glass to conduct xylophones and boy's choirs.
Alors, c’est ça l’enfer. Je n'aurais jamais cru… vous vous rappelez: le soufre, le bûcher, le gril… ah! Quelle plaisanterie. Pas besoin de gril, l'enfer, c'est les autres.
- ̶J̶e̶a̶n̶-̶P̶a̶u̶l̶ ̶S̶a̶r̶t̶r̶e̶ Willow Saulpleurant Smith
I love the album cover, at first I thought it was a placeholder on iTunes but when the people who made it explained all the nuances and facets of a white square and threw the words existential and self-iconoclasm at me, I totally could understand paying them for the job. http://virusfonts.com/news/…
Watching the NC game, or as it is known to SEC fans No Contest. Go "Bama!
His name means Wolf Lightning, and he sucks at Jeopardy. He is truly a straight man.
It must be super-gay considering we live in a Post-Gus Van Sant world as well as one where Andy Cohen is the president of television, and every CNN anchor is either a women, a gay man (Come on Blitzer you're not fooling anyone).or the equivalent of being gay: British.
I liked every Obama page, donated on his website multiple times and Romney/Ryan still advertised at the top of my Newsfeed. But as he said he never really wanted to be president, I now know it really was a chance to troll on a billion dollar scale.
I live in Gainesville, which is a wannabee Portlandia (complete with mulitple hookah stores and feminist book store) but I grew up in a Southern Farm Town (Number One producer of Strawberries) and no offense at least the po-dunk southern town never activated my gag-reflex with a Punk Rock festival and public…
But I'll be eating nachos and chicken wings while enjoying my eight viewing of Titanic.
I hate both teams but since Alabama won last year and the in 2009, and Notre Dame fans have been getting cocky for a team that hasn't been relevant for decades and is based around the Catholic Church but stars a mormon (As protestant and crazy as it gets)…. I'll have to go with the unabashed racists versus…
Only Georgia and Louisville "stomped" the Gators this season (11-2 is as good a season as anyone other than Alabama and Notre Dame and they actually faced ranked opponents). I don't know what you mean by referring to Stanford and UF, unless this is another sport or reality you are talking about. Why do people hate the…
Yeah because people who have sex are cool like Kim Kardashian and the Jersey Shore, and people who wait for marriage are total nerds.
Freddie Prince Jr. should develop a sitcom called The Son of (Chico and the) Man, it will be about a plucky René Magritte producing fake Picassos in mechanics garage in post-war Belgium. It will air on the C.W. between Emily Owens M.D. and Hart of Dixie and keep getting renewed until the C.W.'s director of programming…
Seth MacFarlane having three running cartoons on primetime broadcast, and Mike Judge's having zero (Beavis and Butthead are on hiatus) is absurdly tragic almost to the point of existential hilarity. Life is like Family Guy, no point or reason.
My brother, the creative writer, does that train engineer joke too, it was funny the first time but now it as tired and beaten as the vaginas of the women of your alma mater.