wait wait wait……. There was a video rental store in business in 2008?

The best artist/muppet match up in these video's is Gonzo doing "The Humpty Dance". It's perfect.

best beard in football. And Troy has the best mane. I guess once you're over 30 with a couple of rings in the NFL…it's really more about hair care than X's and O's.

For the last time it's "Squashed Beef". Your generation has no respect for tradition. We've already let you change the wiping ceremony to include a slate instead of the traditional….item in need of wiping.

distinctively slow. It took goddamn forever to read that interview in his drawl. It was like driving through Texas.

James Jamerson…..you all keep spelling it wrong.

Beck looks really cranky in that photo

I feel like we're all NOT making a steamer joke here for some reason.

Although Mike's from Chicago now, he grew up in Ottawa. Ohio still seems like "the South" to him.

That name was sorta taken. The same band i mentioned above played a festival with the all-girl band "White Cotton Panties" in upstate NY.

I think the AVClub staff never actually got involved with the drug culture. This article's drug descriptions read like they were lifted from a PSA script from the 80's.

I opened for the disco biscuits in college (around 99), and mocked their shitty name during a radio interview before the show that week. I was told afterwards it was slang for pressed pill E. Not sure if that made the name better or worse. I do know they didn't ever take me up on renaming the band "Fickle Panties…

Even PCP isn't really like what the scary stories make it out to be. PCP is in the same class of drugs as laughing gas, cough syrup, and ketamine. There not exactly known for giving you tons of strength and co-ordination. Most common result of over doing it with dissociatives…..anesthesia. Meaning you're out…

Eyes would seem to be a little more obvious there

DISAGREE! I'm not a big AC/DC fan or anything, but I think it's catchy. And I'm not sure why anyone would look for anything in an AC/DC song outside of that. It's not a song I'd ever listen to intentionally, but it's far from ineffective.

Seriously, if CineCraft doesn't get the most upvotes ever for this….I'm not sure why we even have an internet.

don't forget the magical hearing skills of children. They can hear whispers two rooms away and hold on to what they heard for years until they're at your in-laws. They can do this instead of not-peeing on themselves. It's kind of a good deal if you think about it…. it's odd that most people eventually make that…

You do once they figure out how to open the doors….

…you expect the two year old to be logical. Any chance your not a parent? (not that I'm one to push parenthood).

yeah that makes a lot more sense….where the hell are they hoovian typos if it was horsefellow. False memories. weird.