Not as cool as the combination of Mantas, Cronos, and Abaddon!:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

No dickief? No Afcotf? No fatin waiftcoatf? My Good Man, I doth proteft!
Fincerely, Your Humble Fervant,
Ol Gil

Kid Rock did a shitty cover of "Feel Like Makin' Love", complete with a distorted, screamed chorus. It was an anthem for six-toed rednecks everywhere.

I've been waiting for years for someone else to finally realize that will.i.am, Fergie, and every other asshole connected with The Black Eyed Peas are like tapeworms in the colon of Good Music. I am redeemed.

What The Chargers lack in kickers, they make up for in da funk:

Conservative talk radio has great success in labeling everyone who disagrees with it as "liberals", and making this label synonymous with socialist, vegan, feminist, and environmentalist nutjobs.

Fuck that, drop them in Port-Au-Prince. I'd watch that.

So do I get to bid for the chance to kill them?
'cause I've got two grand sitting in Wells Fargo!

DROPPIN' LOADS ON ARTIE'S CHEST!

Like every other ordinary American, I'm tired of the black people.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Call me old-fashioned, but
I still believe there's only one true God. His name is Zorbo, and He lives in this lake.

The basketball story is amazing: "Iiiiiii'mmmmm oooooopeeeennnnn, niiiiigggggeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

He does look like Mary Lou Retton. Yeah, he'd do in a pinch.

This really isn't far off from where metal was going a few years back. Quite a few bands were going for a Wagner/Orff vibe in their music, incorporating orchestras, medieval instruments, and classically trained singers.

My favorites are the fatsos who argue that "some pro athletes", if held by BMI standards, are actually obese. Yes, the 280lb linebacker that spends all day running sprints and lifting weights is in EXACTLY the same condition as the 280lb woman downstairs who can't check her mail without getting winded.

The Replacements. Blondie. Guns N Roses. OK, point taken.

Of course! There was also Semisonic, The Toadies, and Vertical Horizon. However, the greatest injustice would be to not include Autograph, with their 1986 hit "Turn Up The Radio". Truly a worthy heir to The Who and The Stooges!

Awesome
The only good rock band since 1973 takes its cock out and wiggles it in the face of a douchebag like Simon Cowell. It's a Christmas miracle!

Impetigo?
That's the second time Amelie's used the word "impetigo" today (see The Tolerability Index).

That guy's gonna GET SOME!