The A.V. Club
If you don't italicize the second line right now, I swear to god I will fucking murder you!

If you don't italicize the second line right now, I swear to god I will fucking murder you!

This quote started a rivalry that ended with Twain dying of a gunshot wound on the Las Vegas strip…

I'll have what he's smoking…

Core.

This is the worst joke ever…

Ringo wasn't even the best wife beater in the Beatles!

http://www.intriguing.com/m…

"I tire of filmmakers who come in from the coast and all the midwest and
heartland is to them is this cultural wasteland, from which LA and NY
and San Fran are bastions and refuges."

His name: GeoJebediah…

Let's not forget about Nebraska. They need to share some of the blame…

I agree. I mean, how did you even get the car into your friend's apartment?

Your car crashed into your friend's sofa?

Only someone in dire "finencial" straits would ask such a silly question…

I usually listen to it with my roommate…

Just like Motley Crue…

I thought his story would be about the ghost of the dude he killed in a drunk driving accident coming back to haunt him…

Still better than Redskins.

Bel…Biv…Devoe…

There's a lesson in there: take your time quitting smoking, kids!