You heard him.

That totally sounds like something Jacqueline would do. Always implyin' shit…

She really thinks that Brita joke is funny, huh?

Nah. It was Dowd who wrote—-nay, orchestrated—-this review….

Ahh, kindergarten.

She went to Ottawa U?

…on your face?

On a brighter note, the entire band was killed when they actually tried to drive a car and play instruments at the same time…

You interested in making $156 per hour by traveling all across the world?

I think you mean: BODY, BLOW!

That is weirdly hypnotic…

Todd was "ascared" of it…

Jesus, you sound like someone's aunt…

Yes, Superunknown is very Zeppelin-y, but it's also dripping with Sabbath—-particularly Let Me Drown and Fourth of July.

Listening to you assholes talk about Community…

Nice BOC reference in the Godzilla review…

I hope the soundtrack is called "Live After Beth"…

She's actually 30.

You got it, champ!

Well, I guess it was just a matter of time…