"And here come the pretzels!"

Just a little bit though. Don't want someone to steal your car stereo…

It wasn't an either/or situation, Steven…

I saw them play at the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer a few years back…

Sorry, but I refuse to listen to any Anthrax album after Fistful of Metal…

Sorry, but I don't forgive diseased people…

That's a crazy story, keittmary12…

Shouldn't the headline be: "ABC Family fights a war against laughs on two fronts"?

***uses inhaler***

It's the only one that hasn't made me laugh uncontrollably…

You call yourself a junior correspondent?

Good. How about he goes back to making some real fucking films…

"It's Time to Publicly Execute Ronald McDonald"…

Well, no. But I need to feign surprise in order to keep my terrible, terrible fetish a secret…

NO, I MEANT VAGINAS, HINTOFBRAIN!

Thanks. I won't…

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Did Randy Rhoads invent the duckface?

Yeah, but Marah is super familiar with "Paranoid," the deepest of Black Sabbath's deep cuts…

I'm sure Ozzy's stumbled into a sportswear company thinking it was a South American nation on many an occasion.