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Preparation Heche
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HE MEANS EATING THEIR PUSSIES, SPOONY BARD!

"…the #2 being the most fun i ever had on the road…"

So it was you rather than Rob Ford that first declared war on drivers here in Ontario?

Colombia's too!

Or Black Sabbath…
Or Master of Reality…
Or Vol. 4…
Or Sabbath Bloody Sabbath…
Or Sabotage…

I look forward to your black metal album…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

You're not real! YOU'RE NOT REAL!!!!

Handies in the employee washroom?

That's the thing: they can't actually bicker with each other because, assholes that they are, they spend the entire day walking around like a fucking zombie staring at their goddamn phones.

I think you mean "phat"…

You think Bill Wyman is better than John Paul Jones? That's the least controversial one of them all!

See: Sabbath, Black…

Old ladies need love too…

And when you do remember to bring your lunch, it's just a bag full of lemons…

Jagger > Plant
Richards = Page
Bonham > Watt
Jones > Wyman

Celebration Day is the shit too…

I don't want to live in a world where Houses of the Holy is considered an "intermediate" work…

He lives in Windsor…