Hey, baby. What part of Belarus are you spamming from?

Pffft! That man's never crawled through 500 yards of shit in his life!

Jaws is in fairly regular rotation on AMC. At least once a month.

NO TICKEE, NO RAUNDRY!

Read: ever.

You can't stop 9/11 when you're an integral part of it…

Which, of course, includes "Low Rider" by War…

Actually, according to an exasperated message I posted on my facebook wall, it was on 4 days straight back in April.

He was a fan on Ayn Rand. He's burning in hell…

Don't bother. Not enough rattling and too much humming.

And of course pretty much everyone in this thread has already said as much…

We've all been stricken with Dawes Syndrome…

And also the Pele of anal…

I'm not even much of a Jack White fan, but your comment is wrong on so many levels. The Edge came off looking totally bush league in that doc…

His lawyer didn't do him any favors. He should never have been put on the stand.

Damien Echols has charisma?

Oh, man…your mom sounds like a total bitch!

Oh, you!

Would you ask my penis that question?

He looks like Bob Odenkirk's character on Mr. Show who has blood coming out of ear while ordering donuts….