Duly noted.

I loved the scene where Don Draper danced with Ayn Rand!

My favorite Master Shake line is all about the delivery:

This is one of the few times when "Great Job, Internet!" actually lives up to its name…

Nice try, murderer!

According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, global warming is real.

That would be Dr. Detroit…

THIS CHART IS TEARING US APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both were given to me as nicknames by my uncle!

Cygnus X-1 and Hemispheres…

"It not like in Superman II, where you can just keep zapping new faces into mountain."

Rand Paul and Ted Cruz make Reagan look like Eugene Debs…

No, Bush 63 (Glensor Bush III) is!

You said "well"….

For the uninitiated:

Reminds me of "Pre-Taped Call In Show"….

Exactly.

And between your mom's legs…

So what you're saying is that you're addicted to pain killers?

Hopefully, Don teams up with Raylan Givens to give that computer salesman a sound thrashing…