He'll end up dieing of a heart attack in 1985…

Better bring soap and some hedge clippers…

Or Marv Throneberry…

Add 1 letter to Mad Men and you get Nbe Nfo.

The insurance company..

Spoken like a typical jew!

TAKE THAT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!

"My guess is most people haven't heard / read much of his stuff."

Next week on AV Q&A: Which dictator would you most like to go to the prom with?

Thanks a lot, Kim Carnes!

Ariel Castro hung himself last year.

So does Fat Girl On My Jock Jams…

No.

"The cop talks weird."

NOTE: I will never stop snorting dairy…

Future AV Club Newswire headline: "Mel Brooks dies during autobiographical one-man show"…

Mercury's natural too!

Homeschooling is another area where assholes from the left and assholes from the right converge…

Correction: sinus infections.

And cool lumps under your arms that makes you look a big old body builder!