Hey, everyone! Check out Harold Bloom over here!

Your comment legitimately terrifies me…

I actually like his fiction, but I've found more pleasure reading his non-fiction stuff.

His essays are a thousand times better than his fiction.

Before I read a book, I always read the last paragraph.

"Which I now want a .gif off."

This is mediocre even from an instrumental perspective. Rainbow, Deep Purple, and even Ted Nugent did something more than just play the same three chords over and over again.

Well, when you put it that way….

So is St. Louis (kind of)…

Actually, I'm a Gen Xer…

That's your name!

You are fucking insane…

All words are made-up…

Gregg Turkington is not going to like this one bit…

Let's not forget Louis Del Grande's mind-blowing performance…

Was it supposed to be funny?

Wally Pfister?

Some serious username/comment synergy there…

Yeah, they're bringing more "global force" to wrestling.

Move to Canada. They play his Just For Laughs special every fucking week on the Comedy Network…