Yes. All types of cancer are the result of mutated DNA, which both alcohol and cigarettes contribute to.

Talking Dead gets huge ratings at a fraction of the cost of putting on a scripted show. It ain't going nowhere…

Now, now. That's no way to talk about Arcade Fire…

There's nothing stopping you from doing that now, Dr. J…

No one. The format is dead.

"For a record that’s sold 10 million copies, it’s hard to imagine that, at one time, Green Day’s Dookie was subversive."

You gonna go get high?

No, I was making a joke that it was the only good moment in the entire run of that show…

Just like Timothy Olyphant's character in Deadwood…

There's only one cannibal crew I'll ever recognize…

"Where were these cannibals all along?!"

I think you mean "series" not "season"…

Except the stormtroopers were actually trying to kill people…

sells ludes to Leonardo DiCaprio

White people go to school around white people like this…

You're the only one in the world who truly believes that…

Greil Marcus is a hoax critic too…

I pity the fool who ever got into a street fight with Elton John Back in the 1970s.

I'm doing well, Mr. Lobsters. Have you "retired" your lobsters and daffy dick accounts?

Hair loss?